“We Captured the Mastermind of the September 11th Attacks”
U.S. President George W. Bush Speaks at a
Live Prime Time Press Conference on March 6th, 2003 in the East Room of the White House
[with apologies to september11twistednews.com]
WASHINGTON, March 6, 2003 – The following are opening remarks from President Bush’s
March 6th, 2003 evening press conference.
PRESIDENT BUSH: “Good evening. I’m pleased to take your questions tonight, and to
discuss with [lie to] the American people the serious matters facing our country and the world. [little did the world know]
This has been an important week on two fronts on our
war against terror . First, thanks to the hard work of American and Pakistani officials [CIA & ISI], we captured the mastermind [what, no alleged again?] of the September the 11th attacks against our nation. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed conceived and planned the hijackings and directed the actions of the hijackers. [he also planned the Hurricane Katrina, and the Tsunami of 2004, Global Warming, the demise of what IQ Bush had.] We believe his capture will further disrupt the terror network and their planning for additional attacks. [other than the false flag ops that Boosh plans]
Second, we have arrived at an important moment in confronting the threat [we have met the enemy and he is us] posed to our nation and to peace by Saddam Hussein [who strikes fear in the heart of men.. wand women!] and his weapons of terror!
In New York tomorrow, the United Nations Security Council will receive [create] an update from the chief weapons inspector.
The world needs him to answer a single question: Has the Iraqi regime fully and unconditionally disarmed, as required by Resolution 1441, or has it not?” [Guess we know the answer to that now, huh?]
[How we all hope to see him as soon as possible!]
